LOL...

Letter from a man in Birmingham to his friend in London :

" I was fed up with being burgled and robbed every other day in my neighbourhood.
The alarm system was of no use so I tore it out and deregistered from our ineffective local Neighbourhood Watch....
Instead,  I've Planted a Syrian, Afghanistan, Yemeni and Iranian flag in four corners of my front garden.

Now, The city police,The National Security Bureau, Scotland Yard,  MI-5, MI-6,The CIA And Every Other
Intelligence Service In EuropeAre All keeping watch on my house 24x7 x 365...

I'm followed to and from work every day and my wife too when she goes out shopping.
So no one bothers us at all...I've never felt safer.All Thanks To these Flags

😂😂😂😂😂