PEOPLE YOU MEET IN FOOTBALL VIEWING CENTRES

The people you meet at football viewing centres.

- The talkatives: They can't seem to shut up and watch football. They go "Messi is better than Ronaldo", "Wenger should resign".

-The statisticians: They give you all the stats you need and don't need. "Chelsea has never beaten Sunderland at the stadium of light since 1880BC

-The loyalists: Even when their teams are down by 10-0, they still sit down there and watch the match with blind hope." We can still turn the game around."

-The unfaithful: Opposite of the loyalists. When the teams they are supporting are losing, they get up and leave.

-The managers: They always know better than the coach. "Yobo should start." "4-4-2 is the best formation for this team." "why is rooney on the bench?"

The referees: For them, the referees decision is always wrong. "That's an offside" "It wasn't a penalty." "He deserves a red card, not yellow."

-The footballers: These ones be like "He should have used his head" "He should have lobbed the goalkeeper" "He would have scored with his foot."

-The girlfriends : They came to watch because of boo. From kickoff to final whistle, they're either pinging or listening to music. Not interested.

-Pepper dem gang: They are the life of viewing centres. They insult the opposing teams with songs, chants and exaggerations.

-Naira bet ambassadors: They're not concerned about game or their teams. All you hear is "ticket don tear" "ticket don enter."

-Those that come late and instead of them to check the score on the TV screen, they'll be asking "Bros abeg wetin dem dey play?"

-The shirtless ones always raising their hands and letting people smell their disgusting armpits.

-The ones that'll sit jejely till the end o the match so they can start analyzing every details of the match.

-The ones that know the bank details of all the big players. "Ronaldo can buy the whole of Nigeria." "Walahi Messi has 30 private jets."

-The ones that call the linesman 'LASTMA'

-The ones who agree with the roughest and loudest people no matter what trash they have to say.

-The ones that know the history of every football clubs right from the day they were founded.

-The wild celebration fans who scatter everywhere when their team scores a goal.

-The ones who nod the ball at the same time Morata did. They imitate every moves of every place.

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